ohtheinnuendo

GLADIATORS!!!!!

2008-05-06T21:05:04Z

Oh yes people, Its back. And not only that, I WENT :D:D:D:D:D:D thats right people, there we were getting FILMED!!! for the 2008 GLADIATORS FINAL, OMGit was imence :D we got there at 10 in the morning, and were told that we might not get in, they ended up with about 10 others behind us :P then they wanted a group of four to go to the front, so we got bumped up :D ended up sitting in the front row where those hand things are on the eliminator, where they have to pedal them without their feet on the groud? anyway right there, right oposite JET AN ZODIAC!!!! from the original :D then Hunter and Torjan came out :D was amazing :D (Zodiac and Trojan are together btw :D and have a kid who they were playing thumb war with) then we watched the two semi finals eliminators, then they moved the set, and did the finals :D they did Duel which we couldnt see very well cause we werent by the pool (yes there is now a pool :P) then they did Power Ball :D and we got moved up to the balcony where all the gladiators enter and they do the presenting from :D and we were dead front and center which was awesome :D then they did hang tough and we were sat right by the exit to the pool so should be in loads of shots there. Then they did pyramid and were sat right center for that. Then we didnt change our seats :P and ended up sat right in the middle of the families for the final elminator :D which was AMAZING Oh and while they had the stuff up for the first eliminator the galdiators came out to do a few promo shots, and the guys i was with ( a guy from my halls and his (*ahem*hot*ahem*engaged :( ) friend were yelling give us a gun show Atlas, and Atlas bent under the equipment, AND GAVE US A GUN SHOW :D and then as they were moving equipment from the eliminator WOLF CAME OUT :D and waved directly at me :D cause i was the only one chanting :P (hes now rather old and bald, and was wearing bermuda shorts :P) but it was soooooo amazing, some of the families were so cool, with some awesome chants, and we did john john give us a wave :D and he did :D was stood right with us having a chat :D and ian wright wright wright :D flys a kite kite kite in the night night night with a light light light rides a trike trike trike with his friend mike mike mike (yeah we got a little bored at times :P) oh and johns assistant is called Will, and some guys there were screaming to all the different people like the gladiators and the contestants and when they turned round they had a massive banner saying we love will :D it was so funny. omg im so hyped up at the mo, even though it was yesterday :P and i have a foam finger OH YEAH !!! was aweeeeeeeeeeesome :D

ok i need sleep i have an exam in the morning :S zoink
oh wells :P
xxx

Just a little game!

2008-05-03T16:51:49Z

If you are one of the first three people to respond to this post I will mail you something:

a picture, a piece of art, a yummy cupcake, a flying pig...something.... who knows!?

You'll have to private message me your writing address..

oh AND you MUST repost!

SORRY!!!

2008-04-20T23:09:47Z

Ok I have been a REEEEAAAAALLLLLLYYYYYYY bad Lj friend recently :( I have just been soooooooooo swamped with assignments that I just havent had a chance to read everyhting on here. *offers cookies in return for forgiveness* I shall go, go now, and start trawling through the 500 odd posts I've missed :( Again I am sooooo sorry if I've missed anyhting important :S feel free to cyber slap me.

I do love you guys A MAJOR MAJOR SUPERDOOPERY AMAZINGLY BIGLY amount, so I shall be around more now.

Loves you all
xxx

theinnuendo @ 2008-04-18T22:15:00

2008-04-18T22:45:14Z

Courtesy of ms_shalimar

1. List your top ten favourite men/footballers/celebrities.
2. Answer all the questions listed.
3. Make a post!
4. Whoever comments has to do the meme! Spreading the fun all around!

The Men
1. Adam Baldwin
2. Alan Tudyk
3.Carmine Giovanes
4.Damien Lewis
5.Gary Sinese
6.Greg Proops
7.Hugh Laurie
8.Nathan Fillion
9.Richard Hammond
10.Rick Gomez

The Questions

So, what do you like most about 2?
[Alan Tudyk] hes wicked, seems like a truely down to earth kinda guy, genuinely funny and so adorable :P such a god actor to :D

If you could do anything to 4, what would it be?
[Damien Lewis] hmmmm well that would be telling ;p and there may be young children around :P

Who would you choose between 5 and 7?
[Gary Sinese or Hugh Laurie] For what ;) god tis hard, I think Gary possibly, but then i love my hugh :( Id have them both, at the same time, cause im a slasher and thats allowed :D

Out of a ten, how much would you rate 1?
[Adam Baldwin] 8, i dont usually like muscley men, but hes just so adorable, he looks so god damn hugable :P

If you could go out with 3, what type of date would you go on?
[Carmine Giovanes] Hmm probably would go to a sports game or something, where I would look very confused, then out for food, somewhere very casual, like a pizza place or something.

If 8 was a type of season, which season would he be?
[Nathan Fillion] Probably Autumn, dont know why, that ust made sense when i thought about it :P hes very normal i think, so very natural, and earthy, like youd associate with Autumn.

Why is 10 not higher up your list?
[Rick Gomez] Because in trying to figure out my top 10 men, i actually sat down and did it in excel :P and they went into alphabetical order :P becuase im not at all sad or obsessive :P

So what does 10 have to do to be brought higher up?
lol change his name :P

What would be the ideal situation for you for 2 and 4?
[Alan Tudyk and Damien Lewis] Omg, i dont care, just thinking about it, i need a cold shower.

Which two people would you wanna be stuck with on a desert island?
Hmmm Rick Gomez, cause hes soooo gorgeous :D and richard hammond, cause i think with his mechanicalness he could build something to get us off the island, but obviously it only be able to fit one and me and rick would graciously let him go ;)

Marry, shag or kiss - 4, 6, 8.
[Damien Lewis, Greg Proops, Nathan Fillion] Ooooooo too hard :S:S:S *after a hours debate* ok proably, marry Damien, shag Greg and kiss Nathan.

What do you hate most about 7?
[Hugh Laurie] That hes all the way over in America, *sigh* so much harder to stalk them then :P

Have you ever thought about how you'll react when you meet 3?
[Carmine Giovanes] haha, i would try so hard to act cool, then run away and squee wildly in a corner. :P

Have you seen 1 and 2 together on tv before?
[Adam Baldwin and Alan Tudyk] yerp indeedy :D Firefly rocks, and as soon as i get a debit card IT SHALL BE MINE *ahem*

Have you ever dreamt about 6?
[Greg Proops] ;) many times :P

Who would you take to a prom/ball with you?
mmm probably Damien Lewis, very sophistocated and a good dancer, but also really funny so id have a wicked time too. Oooo our summer ball is soon, think i should give him a ring ;)

Cuddle, glomp or kiss - 1, 3, 5.
[Adam Baldwin,Carmine Giovanes, andGary Sinese] Cuddle Adam, :D kiss Gary and glomp Carmine :D

If you could give anything to 10, what would it be?
[Rick Gomez] oh my dear, if only you knew all the suggestions running through my head right now :P think ill just go with anything he wants ;)

Out of all of them - who would you:

Kick? eek none of them, erm, I guess adam, and only gently, cause then he could turn round and wrestle me to the ground with his big manly arms, and his big manly chest and....*drifts into fantasy land again*
Kiss? Rick at the mo :D
Pinch cheeks? hmmmm maybe hugh, only cause i adore his confused look :P
Run away with? ooooo stop making me pick :P mmm maybe rick or damien (or both, cause ms shalimar did)
Act like an idiot with? Alan
Cry on? Adam, for the hugging again :P or maybe nathan, he looks like he could comfort well :P
Take to see your parents? Id say Damien as he is poshest :P but my mum doesnt like gingers (dont ask me why, red heads are sexy :D) so probably rick
Bungee jump with? Alan or Carmine, i think theyd be up for it.
Cross-dress with? lol all of them :D what a day that would be :P
Swap lives with for a day? mmmm probably damien on the day of a band of brothers reunion :D:D:D:D:D:D

theinnuendo @ 2008-04-06T10:38:00

2008-04-06T09:47:52Z

Empire Magazine has revealed its list of the "50 Greatest TV Shows" ever. So, of course, LJ-ers have leapt upon the opportunity and made it into a meme.

1. Bold the shows you've watched every episode of
2. Italic the shows you've seen at least one episode of
3. Post your answers

50. Quantum Leap
49. Prison Break
48. Veronica Mars
47. Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
46. Sex And The City
45. Farscape
44. Cracker
43. Star Trek
42. Only Fools and Horses
41. Band of Brothers

40. Life on Mars
39. Monty Python's Flying Circus
38. Curb Your Enthusiasm
37. Star Trek: The Next Generation
36. Father Ted

35. Alias
34. Frasier
33. CSI: Las Vegas
32. Babylon 5
31. Deadwood

30. Dexter
29. ER
28. Fawlty Towers
27. Six Feet Under
26. Red Dwarf

25. Futurama
24. Twin Peaks
23. The Office
22. The Shield
21. Angel

20. Blackadder
19. Scrubs
18. Arrested Development
17. South Park
16. Doctor Who (the original though)

15. Heroes
14. Firefly
13. Battlestar Galactica
12. Family Guy
11. Seinfeld
10. Spaced
09. The X-Files
08. The Wire
07. Friends
06. 24

05. Lost
04. The West Wing
03. The Sopranos
02. Buffy the Vampire Slayer
01. The Simpsons

OMG EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ITS SNOWING:D
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Yoinked from Sess, cause I really should be doing my essay :S

2008-03-28T12:08:56Z

1.Bold the names of guys you'd definitely shag.
2. Italicize the names of guys you might shag after a little persuasion.
3. Leave the guys who don't do anything for you alone.
4. Put a question mark after the guys you've never heard of.
5. Strike the guys you wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole.
6. ADD FOUR OF YOUR OWN AT THE END.

(Nicked from </a></font></b></a>kd1190)

1.) Dr. Christian Troy (Nip/Tuck, tv) ?
2.) Mike Delfino (Desperate Housewives, tv)
3.) Dr. Gregory House (House M.D., tv)
4.) Warrick Brown (CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, tv)
5.) Dr. Derek Shepherd (Grey’s Anatomy, tv)
6.) Anthony (Tony) DiNozzo (NCIS, tv)
7.) Jim Halpert (The Office, tv?)
8.) James 'Sawyer' Ford (Lost, tv)
9.) Danny Taylor (Without A Trace, tv)
10.) Derek Morgan (Criminal Minds, tv)
11.) Noah Bennet (Heroes, tv) ?
12.) Michael Scofield (Prison Break, tv)
13.) Dr. John ‘J.D.’ Dorian (Scrubs, tv)
14.) Sam Winchester (Supernatural, tv) ?
15.) Chandler Bing (Friends, tv)
16.) Jack Bauer (24, tv)
17.) Jason Bourne (The Bourne Identity, movie)
18.) Westley (The Princess Bride, movie) ?
19.) Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean, movie)
20.) Rusty Ryan (Ocean’s 11, movie)
21.) Detective Mac Taylor (CSI: NY, tv)
22.) Detective Danny Messer (CSI: NY, tv)
23.) Sheriff Jack Carter (EUReKA, tv)
24.) Dr. Nathan Stark (EUReKA, tv)
25.) Jonathon Creek (Jonathon Creek, tv)
26.) Dr. James Wilson (House, MD, tv)
27.) Mark Corrigan (Peep Show, tv)?
28.) Fitzwilliam Darcy (Pride and Prejudice, tv, book and movie)
29.) Jools Siviter (Spooks a/k/a MI5, tv)
30.) Captain Jack Harkness (Dr. Who/Torchwood, tv)
31.) Danny Ocean (Ocean's 11, movie)
32.) Jack Bristow (Alias. tv)?
33.) Dr. Owen Harper (Torchwood, tv)?
34.) The Doctor (Doctor Who, tv)
35.) Commodore James Norrington (Pirates of the Carribean, movies)
36.) Nathan Petrelli (Heroes, tv)
37.) Dean Winchester (Supernatural, tv) ?
38.) Eric Delko (CSI: Miami, tv)
39.) Rick Simon (Simon & Simon, tv) ?
40.) Ardeth Bay (The Mummy, The Mummy Returns, movies)
41.) Withnail (Withnail & I, movie)
42.) Gene Hunt (Life on Mars, tv)
43.) John Winchester (Supernatural, tv) ?
44.) Giles (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, tv)
45.) Mick St. John (Moonlight, tv) ?
46.) Mr. Big (Sex and the City, tv)
47.) Henry Fitzroy (Blood Ties, tv) ?
48.) Tim Riggins (Friday Night Lights,tv) ?
49.) Peter Petrelli (Heroes, tv) ?
50.) Logan Echolls (Veronica Mars,tv) ?
51.) Rodney McKay (SGA, tv) ?
52.) Chris Keller (Oz, tv)!!!!!!!!!!! (ahem, sorry about that)
53.) Mohinder Suresh (Heroes, tv)?
54.) John Sheppard (SGA, tv) ?
55.) Dr. Daniel Jackson (SG-1, tv)?
56.) Alec McDowell (Dark Angel, tv) ?
57.) Spike (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, tv)
58.) Priestly (Ten Inch Hero, movie) ?
59.) Captain Malcolm Reynolds (Firefly, tv; Serenity, movie)
60.) Clark Kent (Smallville, tv) ?
61.) Oliver Queen (Smallville, tv) ?
62.) Buck Wilmington (Magnificent Seven, tv) ?
63.) Will Turner (Pirates of the Caribbean, movie)
64.) Aragorn (Lord of the Rings Trilogy, movie)
65.) Sweeney Todd (Sweeney Todd, movie)
66.) Gilbert Grape (What’s Eating Gilbert Grape, movie)
67.) Ianto Jones (Torchwood, tv)
68.) Howard Moon (The Mighty Boosh, tv)
69.) Balian de Ibelin (Kingdom of Heaven, film) ?
70.) Danny Blue (Hustle, tv) ?
71) Vince Noir (the Mighty Boosh, tv)
72) Sam Strachan (Holby City, tv) ?
73) Ripley Holden (Blackpool, tv) ?
74) Ross Gaines (The League of Gentlemen, tv) ?
75) Will Truman (will & grace, TV)
76) Brian Kinney, (queer as folk US, TV) ?
77) Charlie Pace (Lost, TV)
78) Cole Turner (charmed, TV)
79) Dr. Mark Sloane (Grey’s Anatomy, tv)
80) Paulo (Lost, tv) ?
81) Guy of Gisborne (Robin Hood, tv)?
82) Rhett Butler (Gone With The Wind, film/book) ?
83) Brad Sherwood (Whose Line is it Anyway, tv)
84) Pauly Shore (actor, film)?
85) Alan Cuming (actor, film)
86) Jimmy Fallon (SNL, tv)?
87) Nigel Wick (The Drew Carey Show, tv)?
88) Arnold J Rimmer (Red Dwarf, tv)
89) Dr Foreman (House MD., tv)
90) Jonathan Mangum (Green Screen Show, tv)?
91) Jayne Cobb (Firefly,tv, Serenity, film)
92) Major Richard Winters (Band of Brothers, tv)
93)George Luz (Band of Brothers tv)
94) Bernard Black (Black Books, tv)

Need to Vlog

2008-03-17T02:01:26Z

Its overwhelming guys :P
i actually have the camera all set up
i am sat infront of it
i just need some question :P
you might have guesses im slightly bored
and my hair is curly :D

but yer
bored
ask away, anyhting you want, i aint shy :P
lalalalala

LOVE TO EVERYONE
xxx

Actual entry

2008-02-21T03:40:27Z

Ok haven’t actually updated for ages so thought I should put in at least a quick hello

basically our internet has been broken for about a month now, but totally off for about 2 weeks, hence I haven’t been bugging you all so much ;P sure you were all glad of the welcome break but any whooooooos, I’m back now so tough.

Have had a bit of a rough time recently but hopefully the world will all pick up again. Had an AWESOME night tonight with my friends :D me and my friend Lisa decided we hadn’t been hanging out much recently, so me and her, told our two other friends Carla and Kat to dress as gangster wives, and then come back to Carla’s room (its the biggest so we hijacked it) later on. Me and Lisa then dressed as gangsters and cooked them a meal :P twas just a bit of fun, but they were really impressed, and after we put on s club 7 steps and queen and danced MANICALLY for a while, then played catch with grapes, then truth or dare, was a really awesome night, and they had no idea what was going on. We just told them to dress up, come over and bring mayonnaise :P yes we are weird like that.

Many things have made me sad which is why I am happy for cheering up ness. First thing, with internet down :( I come back on to find about five emails from my little brother, (who never emails me) saying he needed to talk to me. Called him last night and we had a really long chat, so little happier now. He split with his girlfriend, and already has 4 other women he cant decide between (lucky bugger :P) and is growing a beard :P to which my reply, exactly, was, "shave it off, shave it off, take a picture, then shave it off" My little bro has a hell of a lot of weight issues at the mo. he wants to look like the skinny little emo kids, while he is built like a rugby player. Really broad chest and shoulders (in the most uncreepy way I can describe my bros body :P) he looks about normal really, but if you see under his clothes, his ribs stick out something awful, and I hate seeing him like it. But his ex used to tell him he was fat, so I don’t think that helped. But now all his new girls keep telling him he’s got a good chest for hugs and stuff, so hopefully it’ll knock some sense into him. But he said all this to me so at least he knows himself that’s he’s hurting his body. Just wish I could be down there to help him. And hug him :P

other troubles then stems from boys, or one boy to be specific. Shy Alex (have prolly mentioned him before) any ways, he’s like my best friend here and we were getting really close before Christmas and have been since. Then about a month ago a big group of us got rather slaughtered here. He went to his room to get something, and I followed him, and had shut the door to lean on it. He came back towards me and I was trying to open the door without turning round. He came right up and leant down and kissed me, nothing really sexy or passionate just on the lips and lingering enough for me to think, hello. Anyway he didn’t mention it in the morning or since so I’m guessing he just doesn’t remember. Then a few days later we were talking online because he’d been really down, and he told me all this deep stuff about how he really missed his ex and how he had to stay single for now or it wasn’t fair on him or the other person. Genuine discussion or gently way of letting me down, I don’t know but anyway. The convo then went a hell of a lot deeper, and I told him a LOT of shit I haven’t told a soul. I was trying to make him feel better, that someone else knew what he was going through and had felt the same kinda things he had. He seemed grateful and it was an amazing talk. Since then he has continually made little digs about it. Which basically took me a long long long way down. I ended up getting extreeeemly drunk, passing out in the garden, and then blubbing the whole mess out to another friend (who has a hell of a lot of her own problems going on at the mo and I really shouldn’t have burdened her) while watching Chicago (don’t know why that is relevant, just wanted to say AWESOME film :D)

I then had a go at Alex a day or two later basically telling him exactly how he made me feel and he has eased off, and basically has been being a lot more friendly and touchy feely and stuff with me. Making me again think hello. Then I find out, after him saying that he wants to stay single, and me not doing anything because I didn’t want to pressure him or make him feel uncomfortable, that he has kissed one girl, kissed another the next day, then decided he wanted to go back to the first. So now I’m left with nothing but feeling like crap, and that I’ve put all this feeling and trust into a guy who is basically a cock. But as I said above my mates are AWESOME so :D good times :D:D:D:D:D

I’ve done some stupid stuff in my life, and did some more about a week ago. Self-harming is NOT NOT NOT the way to go peeps, however Alex harming is :D he said he’d never been hit by a girl, so I offered, think he only expected a love tap. He’s gonna have a hand mark on his face for a while :P never offer to let an angry girl slap you. But I’m not gonna let him get me down. I’m always a positive person (the world’s most optimistic pessimist. I know the worlds gonna end but I’m rather jolly about it :P) and I let totally the wrong person get to close. But life moves onwards and upwards and happiness reigns. :D except I have a throat infection and have been throwing up for three days. (Have kept down food tonight though :D potato’s, carbs are totally the way to go, screw the diet). But I did buy a tee shirt with little faces of cookie monster all over it. And an antique looking pendant necklace thing, which you pop a little button on the top and it’s a watch inside :D from Portobello market. Seee life always has a way of evening out :D The big stuff my get me down, but it is the tiny little things which make me oh so happy :D:D:D:D

Anyway this is a rather long rant, anything else I’ve failed to ask let me knowwwwwwness for I feel you may be bored by my typing voice by now :P So I shall buggereth offeth, but if you have read this far, kudos and cookies and *hugs* LOVES YOU ALLLLLLL

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

xxx

theinnuendo @ 2008-02-21T00:14:00

2008-02-21T02:30:36Z

1. Pick 15 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDB and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDB search functions. Totally cheating, you dirty cheaters.

Well since i aint posted for ages, (no internet :( ) thought i should put something up
and i do love a good meme :P

1)    Read the brochure in there... it's all around us. 100 years ago the government moved these Indians here. They all died because there was no water. And now they're coming back to life like sea monkeys, huh? Give me a break sweetheart, please.
The secret lies within.   Identity guessed by leneebear

2)    Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?
They aim to misbehave.

3)    All right ramblers, let's get rambling!
Seven Total Strangers Team Up For The Perfect Crime. They Don't Know Each Other's Name. But They've Got Each Other's Color   Reservoir Dogs guessed by leneebear

4)    If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.
You won't know the facts until you've seen the fiction.   Pulp Fiction guessed byLeneebear again

5)   Help! Someone help me! Is someone there? Hey! Oh shit, I'm probably dead.
How much blood would you shed to stay alive? Saw guessed by leneebear

6)   A man whose idea of a romantic nightspot and an impenetrable fortress are the same thing?
Buy Milk. Ring Mum. Dodge Zombies   Shaun of the Dead guessed by leneebear

7)   Well, 4 out of 5 doctors agree that I am actually insane.
Strangers shouldn't talk to little girls Hard Candy, guessed by Lenee on her roll :P

8)   Say hello to my little friend! That's real fuckin' original. What are you, a fuckin' cartoon? I'm a Mac Daddy pimp! You know that. And now I'm gonna cap your ass,
It's Not How Far You Go For The Truth. . . It's How Fast You Get There.

9)   Anything to declare? Yeah. Don't go to England.
Stealin' Stones and Breakin' Bones

10)   If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya.
A Disgrace to Criminals Everywhere.

11)   Never being happy isn't the same as being unhappy. Is it?
If they've really got what it takes, it's going to take everything they've got. FAME!!! guessed (eventually)by leneebear

12) This loathsome gargoyle, who burns in hell, but secretly yearns for heaven. Secretly... secretly...
Her voice became his passion. Her love became his obsession. Her refusal became his rage..... Phantom of the Opera guessed by Leneebear again :P

13)   ~~If we get any more white people in here, this is gonna be a suburb.~~ Tis indeed Hairspray :D well done leneebear :D

14)   Look, I'm not telling you not to stay in that room for your own good or for the profit of the hotel. Frankly, selfishly, I just don't want to clean up the mess.
The Dolphin Hotel invites you to stay in any of its stunning rooms. Except one.   1408, Guessed by Leneebear

15)    The best moments in reading are when you come across something - a thought, a feeling, a way of looking at things - that you'd thought special, particular to you. And here it is, set down by someone else, a person you've never met, maybe even someone long dead. And it's as if a hand has come out, and taken yours. From the History Boys (Awesome film) and guessed rightly by leneebear :D

:D cant wait to see your guesses :D Loves you all
xxx

edit: since no one guessed most of them, im gonna put a little clue for each one next to the answer :P Im gonna put the tag line from each movie in italics. Hopefully itll help. Loves you
xxx

Not another teen meme

2008-02-03T21:48:43Z

Sorry for the crappy title :P thought it might distract from, well, yet another meme, stolen from Sess again hehe

Choose five series (no peeking before you choose them), list them, and then answer the questions behind the cut.
1. CSI: Miami
2)Whose Line is it Anyway?
3)Top Gear
4)NCIS
5)Sports Night

1. Which is your favorite series from your list? And why?
OMG!!! i really cant choose. At a push, id prolly say Sports Night, if you watch the english version without the canned laughter. IT was soooooo funny and yet so poigniant (scuse spelling) at times. I love it sooo much

2. If you were to pair two characters from 1 and 4, who would they be?
Hmmm i think horatio and DiNozzo. I just think H's cool exterior would really throw Tony and lead to lots of hot man sex.

3. What is one thing you'd like to change about 3's plotline?
Erm there isnt really a plot :P Occationally make Jeremy let the other two talk :P but nah love it love it love it

4. If both main characters of 2 and 5 were falling off a cliff, which one would you save?
God niether really have a main character. Ill do it for faves, greg is my fave whose liner, and i guess Dan is my fave from sports night. Damn that didnt work. I have many arms, id just save both of them :D

5. Which event was the most horrible for you in 1?
Speedle dying, show went down hill after that. Me and my friends watched it together, and actually cried :(

6. Which is your least favorite character of 2?
Oooo harsh, probably Kathy Greenwood, she really gets to me.

7. If the antagonist of 3 were to rape the main character of 1, what would you do?
Hehe laugh like Sess did, my god, now have slashy images of Jeremy raping Horatio :P

8. What song reminds you of 5?
Im gonna put on, my my my my my boogie shoes. :P Dana dancing on the tables, and the episode of one of my many favourite lines :P "If you wear something blue you get two dollars of a giant blue margariti" "You know what, im a pretty rich guy, I could probably afford not to wear something blue and pay full price" I wasnt promoting the economic upside so much as the opertunity to drink something giant and blue."

9. Of 1, 3, and 5, which is the easiest to think about?
I guess Top Gear, cause ive been watching it most recently. but then again i can pretty much quote every scene of every episode of Sports Night :P

10. Are the protagonists of 2 and 4 similar?
NCIS and Whose Line :P well they are both funny :P I guess the prtagonists would be Drew and Gibbs, so in a word, no :P

EDIT:
I'm doing another one (technically 3), but adding it on to this post instead of spamming you guys :) They're both related to fandoms, anyway.

Choose 10 characters (preferably from the same fandom) and answer the questions that follow. No peeking until your list is done!

Whose Line.
1. Greg Proops
2. Ryan Stiles
3. Colin Mochrie
4. Wayne Brady
5. Drew Carey
6. Chip Esten
7. Brad Sherwood
8. Jeff Davis
9. Dan Patterson
10. Mark Leveson

1. Characters 4, 9 and 10 are at an arcade. What game do they choose to play, and who wins?
Lol the Dance machine, and Wayne hands down

2. Make up an e-mail address for 6.
hyper_hampster@dancemania.com

3. If 8 had an iPod or some kind of music player, what kinds of songs would you find in it?
Nine Inch Nails, to impress Greg. General indie boy and classic rock. Lots of Dire Straites and the Who

4. What would you do if 9 suddenly paid you a visit?
Flirt shamelessly for a job :P

5. Do you think 6 and 4 are made for each other?
Hmmm dunno, i think they could work well together, not sure if theyd last though.

6. 1 challenges 3 to a no-holds-barred duel. Who will win and how?
Greg i think, being younger and stronger, but i think colin would be able to talk through the situation and theyd both agree to a draw with no blood drawn.

7. 7, 2 and 1 order a pizza. What toppings does each one request, and what do the others think of the choices?
I think theyre all amiacable so would order one pizza with everything on it. Then spend the evening just picking off everything they dont want.

8. What subject would 1 teach if s/he were a teacher/professor? Would s/he be good at it?
Id guess drama. But i could really see him doing something like history, and being like one of the teachers at my old school, who used to end up with all the year sevens reenacting battles in the playground, fake blood and all :P

9. 5 and 10 go on their first date. Where would they go, and what would they do?
A nice restaurant, drew paying of course, and talk about show. I think theyd be really shy too and it would be full of silences and meaningful glances :P

10. 8 sings karaoke and dedicates a song to 7. What song would s/he dedicate and why?
Jeff to Brad, OMG the fic bells are ringing :P no idea, maybe Youre My Best Friend by Queen :P

11. How would 8 court 6?
Naww, probably really sweetly, lots of flowers and secret love notes, before inviting Chip to meet him at a lake, then at sunset, hed come up behind him, cover his eyes, then whisper guess who, spin him round and kiss him passionately (ahem, not that im a romantic or anything)

12. Describe the relationship between 2 and 8 in the canon. Would you change it? Why?
Ryan dislikes Dan cause he wont let him go to the toilet, and no, cause i love how they interact, with Ryan baiting him all the time.

13. In your list, who do you think is the perfect match for 3 and why?
Erm Ryan, and do you really need to ask?

14. 2 has a dream where 10 tells him/her to save 1, who is facing certain doom. What would 2 do?
I think Ryan would go find Greg, just to make sure he was ok. If he couldnt find him, hed go to see Mark, then hed panic and go off to save greg from certain doom.

15. 9 and 6 are about to get married, until 3 crashes their wedding and abducts 9 against his/her will. 6 follows them, but must forge an uneasy alliance with his/her archrival, 1. They must then hijack some form of transportation from 8 in order to get to 3's lair, where they must fight against 3's evil zombified minions. What will happen next?

Dan Patterson and Chip are about to get married, until Colin crashes their wedding and abducts Dan Patterson against his/her will. Chip follows them, but must forge an uneasy alliance with his/her archrival, Greg. They must then hijack some form of transportation from Jeff in order to get to Colin's lair, where they must fight against Colin's evil zombified minions.

These sort of questions are just fantastic.
Chip and Greg fall in love in their quest and decide to just leave Dan. Colin gets annoyed cause he was just using it as a ploy to get Chip to come to him, but on the way to get rid of Dan he meets Ryan, and everyone is happy :P except Dan, who is left in a sac, until a trap comes along and saves him, and then they fall in love to ( cause im a sucker for a hapy ending)

16. 8 receives a gift from 9. Does s/he open it or not? If so, what is inside?
Probably a really cool tee shirt, cause Jeff is trying to get him to loosen up on the guys a bit :P

17. 4 is walking home when s/he sees a cute fluffy creature, which promptly begins rubbing itself against his/her legs. Will s/he kick it away, or take it home?
Take it home, i can just see wayne with loads of fluffy creatures, though he might worry about a stray around his daughter.

18. 8 is dared by 4 to strip while pole-dancing in front of 7. Write a short dialogue about this.
ooooo Jeff Wayne Brad love triangle :P i think Jeff would totally be up for it, but after a LOT of alcohol

19. What smiley/emoticon would best describe 5?
>_< Squinty eyed laughter :P cuase hes really happy :D

20. If you had the chance to rewrite 1's life, how would you change it?
I would have him come on a tour to plymouth so i could see him and jump him and hed fall madly in love with me :P damn it im called Jennifer too :P

Meme from Sess and Ms_shalimar

2008-02-02T21:31:20Z

ANOTHER meme from </a></font></b></a>

- Put your mp3/iPod /music player of some various variety on shuffle.
- Take the first line from the first ten songs listed/given.
- Mesh them together and make something new

The Riddle (you and I) - Five for Fighting
Tearing Us Apart - Plain White T's
Walk Away - Ben Harper
Thanks that was fun - Barenaked Ladies
Hallelujah - Paramore
We Might Fall - Ryan Star
Iris - Ryan Star
Higher and Higher - Joey the Lips
Enjoy the silence - Ryan star
Another Girl, Another Planet - The Only Ones

There was a man back in 95
I just got off the phone with you
Oh no here comes that sun again
Im learning, im yearing, im burning all your stuff, but thats not enough
Some how everythings gonna fall right into place
We should go to sleep now, you should stay the night
And I'd give up forever to touch you
Your love is lifting me higher
All I ever wanted, all i ever needed is here in my arms
I always flirt with death, I could kill but i dont care about it.

hehe awww how cute :P

theinnuendo @ 2008-01-31T21:08:00

2008-01-31T21:52:02Z

List twelve people from various things you like/fandoms, then answer the questions below. No peeking!

1) Greg Proops, Whose Line is it Anyway
2)Chris Barrie, Red Dwarf
3) Rhys Ifans, Little Nicky
4)Ryan Stiles, Whose Line is it Anyway
5) Tony Slattery, Whose Line is it Anyway UK
6)Steven Fry, QI
7)Alan Davis, QI
8) James May, Top Gear
9) Wallace Langham, CSI (Hodges, my secret crush :P)
10) Richard Hammond, Top Gear
11) wIL fRANCIS, Aiden
12) Jeremy Clarkson, Top Gear

1. Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11?
Steven Fry or wIL fRANCIS :P not much of a toss up. God i would love to have steven fry as my proffessor :D

2. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
Of course, Ryan Stiles is geeky yummy :D and i lvoe my geeky looking men :P on a scael of one to 10, about an 8

3. 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Lol Jeremy Clarkson sending James May on a mission. Probably to get a hair cut, and no it wouldnt, cause James knows the sex appeal of floppy hair :D

4. What is or would be 9's favorite book?
My god i wouldnt have a clue :P Crime novels i could see him reading, trying to be all decectivey, then getting frustrated if it wasnt accurate (thats more from a character pov than the actor :P)

5. Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?
Hehe, im beginning to warm to cross over fics, and Chris Barrie and Steven Fry is now a paring i am liking :P
Hmmm as much as i love Chris Barrie, i think Mr Fry would be rather dominant, so i think 2 (barrie) would swear to 6(Fry)

7. 2, 7 and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?

Chris Barrie, Alan Davis and Jeremy Clarkson. I can see some odd top gear episode where James and Richard are so worn out from all the sex (;P) that Chris and Alan take over for an ep. So i can see them in some american diner, in cowboy hats, and beads (obviously :P) discussing cars, and then going to a hotel to have a threesome
Must appologise now :P my mind has been in the gutter all night, and has yet to resurface :P

8. 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?

Rhys Ifans vs Richard Hammond. :D In my world, oiled pillow fighting in their boxer shorts :P (i did warn you), i think the hamster may bite, but i think Rhys is just that little bit more dirty and wouldnt fight fair, so i think he might win :P

9. If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would s/he get it back?

James Mays most precious possession, in my idylic world, would be his piano :P and i would love to watch Greg trying to steal it :Pand im sure James could work out ways of getting it back ;) though in reality, i think hed just winge a bit :P

10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.

Love and the Vayron :P

11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?

hmmm that devious and most cunning of all, BRING BACK WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY!!!

12. If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?

Wicked, i think hes adorable, and wed have such a laugh :D

13. If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?

*evil smirk* let your imagination run riot my dears :P

14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?

nope, he was an obscure one :P just off a poster i was looking at in my room

15. If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be?

Chris Barrie, choosing between Ryan Stiles and Tony Slattery, i think Tony, i think they are both british but they have similar humour (maybe thats a british thing)

16. What might 10 shout while charging into battle?

"OOOOOOLLLLLIIIIIIVERRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!"

17. If you chose a song to represent 8, which song would you choose?

I need you too love me - the Barlow Girls, he just has one of those faces crying out for a hug

18. 1, 6 and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?

I think Greg and Jeremy would start a battle of witty sarcasm over who ate more, and when they decided just whoever got there first would eat it, they realised Steven has quietly eaten it while they werent looking

19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?

omg Chris Barrie and Richard Hammond, what a pairing :P
Prolly something like "I was an Officer on a huge Space Ship" or something like that hehe you see why i dont flirt :P

20. What would 5 most likely be arrested for?

Tony could be arrested for loitering with intent, but with that face he could smile his way out of anyhting :P

21. What is 6's secret?

Hes gay, shhhhhh no ones meant to know :P

22. If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first?

lol wIL fRANCIS and Wallace Langham, dunno, i think hodges is in decptively good shape, i think under those shirts are some rippling muscles just waiting to come out :P but then wIL is a rockstar, and always need to be fit to be on stage. But i think Hodges could get a cop car and put the alarm on, where as wIL would be stuck with a tour bus.

23. 3 and 7 tell conflicting versions of events. Which is more reliable?

Rhys ifans and Alan Davis. I can imagine Alan being able to lie, ever :P but i can see Rhys pratting about for a laugh, so prolly Alan.

24. "1 and 9 reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's sinister secret organization. volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that 11 is actually a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12, in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5, they seek out 3, who gives them what they need to complete their quest." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it?

"Greg Proops and Wallace Langham reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by Ryan Stiles’s sinister secret organization. wIL fRANCIS volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that wIL fRANCIS is actually a spy for Ryan Stiles. Meanwhile, Ryan Stiles has kidnapped Jeremy Clarkson, in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of Tony Slattery, they seek out Rhys Ifans, who gives them what they need to complete their quest."

hehe Ryan vs Greg, Something like Sarc Wars i guess :P

Who would read it...er prolly Sess, Lenee, and fyi_sophz, cause they all have nothing better to do :P

No idea who would write it, prlly me, something that random could only originate in my mind, though if anyone wants to, feel free :D

25. If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 1?

Alan or Greg, lol i think Alan would be suspicious of everyone and would hail us a cab in the end :P
i think Greg would be fool hardy enough to walk, but then i like a man who likes danger :P lol

Lenees answers part 2

2008-01-31T16:17:29Z

Question Answers part 2

2008-01-31T15:46:32Z

Questions Answer time :P

2008-01-29T17:03:22Z

Question time :P

2008-01-27T15:08:55Z

I have got a new digital camera, woop woop, with fabbyness of video recording :P i always said when i got it id do an interview esq post like Sess did not so long ago. So now is the time
If anyone has any questions for me to answer, ask away :D and i will try you to a few minutes of my ugly mug :P

eee im all excited now :P cant wait to here from you gorgeous lot :D loves you
Jenny
xxx

one of the many memes floating around at the mo, from ms shalimar

2008-01-26T14:01:39Z

loves you guys, thought some meme flooding was needed from me :P

1. What were you doing at 3:02am this morning?
Sleeping after a wicked night of drinking with Lisa and Carla from uni :D

2. What is the first thing you thought this morning?
how is lisa up at 9? (she text me and woke me up)

3. Is the person you have a crush on older or younger than you?
younger (only by a couple of months), though all my famous crushes are older

4. What did you do last night?
Drank, wine :D lots of wine, cheep nasty feet tasting of wine :P

5. What do you hope to do this weekend?
sleep, catch up on some fic reading, do some work and reading for history and the questionaire for drama

6. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now?
i havent a clue, but the way life is treating me, i doubt it highly

7. What song are you listening to?
The boys are back in Town :D

9. How's your heart lately?
Same as ever

10. What were you doing this morning at 7 am?
Sleeping like a normal person

11. What were you doing this afternoon at 12 p.m.?
thinking i should really get up now

13. Are you Okay?
yeah, thanks for asking :P

14. What was the reason you last cried?
After the Dave incident last year. I dont cry much

15. What was the last movie you saw in theaters?
I am Legend, twas wicked :D:D:D

16. How did you meet the 2nd person on your myspace top friends?
Abbey, erm no idea, just around school randomly prolly :P

17. How would you describe your current relationship?
nonexistant :P

18. Have you ever driven without a license?
nope

20. How many red lights have you ran?
none, i cant drive :P

21. Have you ever cried while taking a shower?
yeah

22. Have you ever, in any way, been betrayed by someone you trusted?
yep

23. When was the last time you were given roses?
never been given roses, but my gran gave me a box of the chocolates for christmas :P

24. Is there anything that you are craving for right now?
the loo, which i should have thought about before starting this :P

25. When did your last hug take place?
last night

26. What do you enjoy most in life?
simple things, writing reading, listening to music, going for walks in the country, quiet :D

27. Does someone like you?
i hope so :S :P i try to be nice to everyone :D

28. Name one thing you wish you were better at?
believing in myself and taking the plunge when i need to. I let so much i want slip through my fingers.

29. Are looks important in a partner?
not really. but i tend to like wierd looking guys :P

30. What book did you last read?
hitchhikers guide to the galaxy :D am now reading restaurant at the end of the universe, the colour of magic and many many history books for my damn project.

31. Do you like tattoos?
depends on who and where they are, some people can pull them of, some cant

32. Do you live near your friends?
i live near my uni friends :P not my home friends

33. Do you hate your last boyfriend/girlfriend?
no, havent really spoken to him for ages :P

34. Do you wish someone would call you?
not really, im not a fan of the phone, though a certain someone always keeps me chatting for ages :P

36. Where do you shop?
anywhere i happen to be :P asda for food, general town, putney or kingston

37. Would you believe your ex if she/he said they love you?
they did, thats why i dumped them (it was about an hour into the first date and id know him about a week)

38. Your favourite song?
god far to many to mention, at the mo wish you were here, the storm large version, catalyst anna nalik, santeria by sublime, she talks to angels, josh logan

39. Have you ever been awake for more than 48 hours?
dont think so, but i could try :P

40. Are you excited for anything?
dara obrian in may :D seeing my friends in a sec, the certain someone coming back tomorrow :P im so sad

Meme stolen from Katri

2008-01-16T11:42:01Z

Rules are pretty simple:

1. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
The first article title on the page is the name of your band.

2. http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3
The last four words of the very last quote is the title of your album.

3. http://www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days/
The third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.

4.Use your graphics program of choice to throw them together, and post it in your own journal.

Bringing you the sensational new album from Monetary and Fiscal Policy in Japan...

... To make it stop !!!!!